A guy's ex-girlfriend walks into a courtroom and holds up her right hand and swears to say the truth and nothing but the truth so help her God. Her ex-boyfriend probably prayed for divine intervention to prevent the brutal honesty that would soon come forth, like a bell her voice would be heard near and far.
The absurdity of today's testimony struck a sour note for many men today. Note to self: If you ever plan on doing steroids to improve your career prospects, don't tell your girlfriend anything because it will come back to bite you. Also, if your ego increases in size from 7 1/4 to 7 3/8 remember to always buy your own baseball caps because you can't trust the hat guy either. Zack Morris would agree that no one was saved by the bell today because the bell does not toll for thee.
I'm keeping this post anonymous, I thought today could use a little discretion.
3 Days til the Dodgers lose
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